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The Nanny Dilemma

So A.T.’s comment on my post, Buns in the Oven Scare the S*** Out of Me, got me thinking. How does Mommy get back her personal time so she can shower at least every 24 hours, and hit the gym to chase away the ass dimples? The answer is obvious: Mommy acquires a nanny. Seems [...]

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No Exceptions in the Express Lane

So I’m at Target. Quick trip in to pick up a padlock and a pack of gum. I get to the registers and most are pretty full. Being the impatient person I am, I beeline for the Express Lane, which is for customers who have 10 items or less. Now, I’ll be the first to [...]

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