Let’s talk about this page torn from a recent Grazia Australia magazine (forgive me, I don’t know which issue ’cause it has already gone to recycling heaven):
First, let it be known that:
- I am not a fan of Kiss. Not really. Not since Zachary Taylor donned a Gene Simmons mask that looked just like this t-shirt, and scared the bejesus out of me with it in the first grade. Yes, the first grade. Why did a first grader have a Gene Simmons mask tucked into his cubby? I don’t know. But I was never the same after that.
- I am not a fan of lace pants. Could there be anything more skeezy? Is that a word, skeezy?
- Mark Vassallo is a styling god. All my favorite Grazia fashion spreads are styled by Mark.
OK. So given all that, why am I hopelessly in love with this look? Why am I contemplating how to rip it off and rock it in real life? I’m not sure. But I’m seriously contemplating the skeezy lace flares…