In the bookstore tonight. This caught my eye:
So I picked it up, flipped to the fabulous puma that is Demi Moore, and I see this:
Lord. I mean, really. I know there is retouching and airbrushing. But @mrskutcher looks this hot in all her red carpet photos, which are not retouched. If ever there were inspiration to thank God for hair dye, younger men, and the ability to stay on the elliptical five minutes longer, this is it!
OK, so how am I doing? Hair dye? Check. Yes, it’s true. But at least it’s only to maintain my natural color, which is the same as Demi’s.
Marry a younger man? Check. Got that right this time around. OK, he’s only six months younger which doesn’t exactly give me puma bragging rights. But he’s about the same age as my first husband when I met him, but it’s now 13 years later…score!
Finally, the elliptical for five minutes longer? I can check that one only on days when the attached TV has some compelling frivolity playing on E or TLC. But I think I’ve managed to lose five-to-seven pounds while in the States. And just in time for bikini season in Oz. Yeeeeehaw!
PS: I’ll still be on the elliptical five minutes longer tomorrow.
PPS: For more G&G Demi worship, read: