Soul Suckers

Lately I feel like every time I turn around, someone or something is sucking the life out of me. I’m feeling like I’m being bled dry, to the point that lately I can’t sleep. Which says something ’cause I can practically sleep standing up.

I wish I had the liberty of saying sayonara to these suckers:

  • The Corporation.
  • The IRS. And taxes of all kinds, in general.
  • Modern appliances with a shelf life of six years.
  • My scale.
  • Automobile maintenance.
  • Lawn maintenance.
  • HOA dues.
  • 401(k) risk.
  • Ever-escalating gas prices.
  • F******* America-haters. Bush-bashers. And any kind of political windbagging. Dude, we get that you don’t like him. Or us. Now please just shut the f*** up.

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