Lately I feel like every time I turn around, someone or something is sucking the life out of me. I’m feeling like I’m being bled dry, to the point that lately I can’t sleep. Which says something ’cause I can practically sleep standing up.
I wish I had the liberty of saying sayonara to these suckers:
- The Corporation.
- The IRS. And taxes of all kinds, in general.
- Modern appliances with a shelf life of six years.
- My scale.
- Automobile maintenance.
- Lawn maintenance.
- HOA dues.
- 401(k) risk.
- Ever-escalating gas prices.
- F******* America-haters. Bush-bashers. And any kind of political windbagging. Dude, we get that you don’t like him. Or us. Now please just shut the f*** up.