From the monthly archives:

April 2008

Madge-a-licious

April 30, 2008

It’s here: Hard Candy. And sticky sweet it is. You know I picked it up at Target as soon as it dropped. Girls, this is Madge the way we love her: music you can shake that ass to. Dulcet even if it’s cause she’s digitally enhanced. Insta-faves: Candy Shop, Heartbeat, Spanish Lesson, and of course, [...]

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The Gift Horse

April 29, 2008

I’m dreaming in color, fantasizing with acute awareness, living in black-and-white. I feel like my soul has been infiltrated, that perhaps a little gift horse has been delivered to the doorstep of my heart. Will I blindly admire the beauty and craftsmanship of this steed? Will I be mesmerized by its lines and stature and [...]

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Diamonds Are Not My Best Friend

April 26, 2008

Been thinking about this quite a bit lately, the whole I-need-a-rock-of-an-engagement-ring phenomenon. In the latest celeb news, Pete Wentz waxes philosophic about how fiancée Ashlee Simpson’s impromptu engagement ring is not a “conflict diamond.” Then here comes Carmen Electra with her black diamond, ’cause the whole Til Death Do Us Part gurney photos with ex [...]

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The Nanny Dilemma

April 24, 2008

So A.T.’s comment on my post, Buns in the Oven Scare the S*** Out of Me, got me thinking. How does Mommy get back her personal time so she can shower at least every 24 hours, and hit the gym to chase away the ass dimples? The answer is obvious: Mommy acquires a nanny. Seems [...]

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Madge is Making the Rounds

April 18, 2008

Hard Candy. I Am Because We Are. The woman has projects to push, so she’s popping up all over the place, and not in her usual Adidas pants and baseball hats. Post-gym yesterday, I hit the grocery store to pick up a couple things. I spot Madge’s mug on Elle and Vanity Fair. Seeing the [...]

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Nothing Fails

April 17, 2008

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Memory

April 16, 2008

The mind can be a terrible thing. Sure, it is often the mind that propels the body to accomplish superhuman feats; it is the mind that enables us to soldier on through even the most difficult of times. Yet, it is the same mind that fails us when one too many a day have passed. [...]

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Soul Suckers

April 15, 2008

Lately I feel like every time I turn around, someone or something is sucking the life out of me. I’m feeling like I’m being bled dry, to the point that lately I can’t sleep. Which says something ’cause I can practically sleep standing up. I wish I had the liberty of saying sayonara to these [...]

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It’s a Grey, Grey World

April 13, 2008

Suddenly I’m obsessed with grey. Don’t know why. Not that I’ll ever be fully sick of black, but grey is still a neutral, lighter for summer, urban, and delish. I haven’t bought much grey since that one year I did some blonde streaks in my hair, because grey and any shade of blonde other than [...]

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Ya'll wanna read some funny s***?

April 13, 2008

Then check these out: Kardashian, Dash, Williams: A Towering Triad of Tush Roseanne Buys Fresh New Vagina with Kung-Fu Grip And you thought I was a sarcastic little tart.