Madge-a-licious

It’s here: Hard Candy. And sticky sweet it is. You know I picked it up at Target as soon as it dropped. Girls, this is Madge the way we love her: music you can shake that ass to. Dulcet even if it’s cause she’s digitally enhanced. Insta-faves: Candy Shop, Heartbeat, […]

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The Gift Horse

I’m dreaming in color, fantasizing with acute awareness, living in black-and-white. I feel like my soul has been infiltrated, that perhaps a little gift horse has been delivered to the doorstep of my heart. Will I blindly admire the beauty and craftsmanship of this steed? Will I be mesmerized by […]

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The Nanny Dilemma

So A.T.’s comment on my post, Buns in the Oven Scare the S*** Out of Me, got me thinking. How does Mommy get back her personal time so she can shower at least every 24 hours, and hit the gym to chase away the ass dimples? The answer is obvious: […]

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