Out with the girls last night…we had a great time, as usual. All night our friend Kim (aka the MAN MAGNET) had men of every color, size, and age swarming around her.
“Can I buy you ladies a drink?”
“Got big plans for tonight?”
“Where are you going after this?”
She/we heard all the typical lines. All relatively appropriate and innocuous.
Until Rico Suave shows up. Five-foot-eight on a good day and with his shoes on, he started to walk past us but couldn’t bring himself to do it. I’m not sure who he liked better because his eyes were on all of us, and I’m guessing he would’ve been happy if any of us gave him the time of day.
Finding himself in the midst of our trifecta of dark hair, curves, and attitude, he brazenly, stupidly, and hilariously proclaims:
“Hi, I’m Sicilian and I have a big dick.”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
I kid you not. Perhaps he was joking. Perhaps he was just being honest. Perhaps this has worked for him in the past. It did get him a laugh because it was so utterly offensive and ridiculous, but we eventually sent Mr. Sicilian Big Dick packing.
I mean, really. What on Earth was he thinking? Well. I know what he was thinking, it’s just sad that he wasn’t actually using his brain as well.
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ahahahahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d be curious to know if it was gift wrapped.