From the monthly archives:

March 2008

Why is this newsworthy?

March 30, 2008

I’m fully aware that this really shouldn’t even fall into the category of newsworthiness, as it is complete and utter frivolity. Still, I am left scratching my head at a People.com editor’s decision to devote any column inches to this piece: “Jamie Lynn’s Baby Registry: From Teething Rings to Car Seats.” Please. Seventeen-year-old Jamie Lynn [...]

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Worst Pick Up Line Ever

March 30, 2008

Out with the girls last night…we had a great time, as usual. All night our friend Kim (aka the MAN MAGNET) had men of every color, size, and age swarming around her. “Can I buy you ladies a drink?” “Got big plans for tonight?” “Where are you going after this?” She/we heard all the typical [...]

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Come on, Pam!

March 28, 2008

OK, everyone has a bad day. Bad hair days, bad photo days, bad decision days. Just not usually all in one fell swoop. Will someone puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeze tell Pammy that any day now, she can grow up and stop dressing like the shocked, strung-out hookers they bust on COPS? Sheesh. I guess we should at least [...]

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Hard Candy Preview

March 27, 2008

Don’t worry Madge, I do intend to purchase the CD. But if ya’ll are interested in a couple preview tracks, click below to listen to them on YouTube. Madonnaphiles, this album already rocks…it’ll be repeating on the iPod for a long time. 4 MinutesThe Beat Goes On

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Currently on Repeat

March 27, 2008

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It's a nice tattoo, isn't it?

March 26, 2008

You know how sometimes you Google one thing and find another? Well there you have it. The only possible explanation.

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That Joan is Smarter than She Looks

March 25, 2008

Not Joan Rivers, silly. Who, incidentally, is beginning to look more like Jocelyn Wildebeest everyday, non? Anyway, the Joan I’m referring to is neither a blonde nor a posterchild for plastic surgery gone wrong. This Joan is none other than the former Queen Bitch of Dynasty: Joan Collins. I have a new respect for Ms. [...]

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A Mother’s Wisdom

March 24, 2008

Saturday. Mom and I are headed into Target. We’re about to cross the driveway to get to the door, but there is a car approaching that looks like it isn’t going to stop to allow us to cross. So we stop on the periphery to wait and see what’s going to happen. The car continues [...]

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Laura Ingalls and Glass Coffins

March 19, 2008

I recently enjoyed a lovely dinner out with my terrifically witty sister-in-law. It was one of those nights when you wish you just had tape rolling to catch all the funny shit being said. By the time I got home I was in stitches since the final minutes of our conversation went like this… (Foreword: [...]

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Madonna's Hard Candy…

March 14, 2008

is due to drop April 29th, and I can’t wait! I’ve always been a Madge-o-phile, through the good times and bad. Sure, Madonna has never been a posterchild for morality, even after her two seconds of maternal do-gooding kicked in. Let he who hath not sinned, right? The woman is intrepid to say the least. [...]