Forgive the snark-o-rama I’m about to embark on, but I just cannot help it. I generally don’t like to dog people, but what in the sam hill is Miss-Jackson-if-you’re-nasty doing kicking off a new album in an outfit like this?
Janet, Janet, Janet.
Perhaps the new album, Discipline, is aptly titled. Janet could administer all sorts of discipline in Sister Mary Margaret’s habit and chastity belt. Dude, give me the nipple-baring wardrobe malfunction any day. Even if it scarred me for life.
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