From the monthly archives:

February 2008

Only Women Bleed (and choose to have their nether regions electrified)

February 29, 2008

Alice Cooper had it right: Only women bleed. And voluntarily sign up, no not sign up…PAY…to have their privates practically electrocuted via laser. So here we go. A tale about my first experience with laser hair removal. Being a Greek, as many Greek women will tell you, is lovely. The long dark mane, the thick [...]

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February 28, 2008

My foray into laser hair removal. As soon as I have a couple martinis to ease the pain, I’ll fill you in on the nasty details.

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There are Boob Men and Butt Men, and other tall tales members of the IBTC tell themselves…

February 27, 2008

I know Oprah knows a lot of very philosophical things, “for sure.” We’ll let her handle the New Earth and all that. Really, it’s all she’s got without a man in her life, right? (Can someone please tell her Barack Obama already has a wife?) Anyway, let me tell you what I know for sure… [...]

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That's Sister Jackson…

February 27, 2008

Forgive the snark-o-rama I’m about to embark on, but I just cannot help it. I generally don’t like to dog people, but what in the sam hill is Miss-Jackson-if-you’re-nasty doing kicking off a new album in an outfit like this? Janet, Janet, Janet. Perhaps the new album, Discipline, is aptly titled. Janet could administer all [...]

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Yes, you're in the right place!

February 26, 2008

I’ve been looking at adopting a new template for a while, and it’s been difficult finding something because: a) The Blogger templates kind of suck, andb) I’m not a coder. However…I know enough Photoshop and HTML to be dangerous, so I managed to massage this template to the point that it suited me. There are [...]

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I'm currently obsessed with…Etro and platforms…

February 26, 2008

Etro, Spring 2008 RTW. Kinda boho-mod-punk. Kinda I like. I’m loving the maxi dresses, the crazy prints, the summer scarves. And the best part is seeing all those flowy, flimsy dresses with some serious platforms to keep those urban hippies from floating off into space. Some faves: Photos by Marcio Madeira Now I’ll admit that [...]

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Red Carpet Redux

February 25, 2008

The Oscars, 2008. Who really cares about yet another awards show, the winners, etc? Not I. For me, it’s all about the pre-show and the clothes. That said, here are the real winners of the evening: 1. Anne Hathaway in Marchesa PHOTO CREDIT: Vince Bucci/Getty 2. Jennifer Garner in Oscar de la Renta PHOTO CREDIT: [...]

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Shoes for the Black Magic Woman…

February 18, 2008

from the man who apparently knows exactly what every Black Magic Woman needs: STILETTOS! Now I have no idea to what degree musician extraordinaire Carlos Santana is involved in the conceptualization of these shoes, but if he is the eye, he is indeed a talented man. ‘Cause the majority of his Carlos by Carlos Santana [...]

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A Little Valentine's Day Teese

February 14, 2008

From the queen of modern burlesque: The exquisite, unforgettable, absolutely brilliant Dita Von Teese…

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V-Day Lust, Courtesy of Agent Provocateur

February 12, 2008

Let me tell you about my latest obsession: Agent Provocateur. Now I’ve never been to AP, and I haven’t tried its wares just yet, but there are many, many little delicacies on agentprovocateur.com that I intend to buy as soon as money rains like manna from the heavens above. ‘Cause let me tell you something: [...]