Gratitude

With Thanksgiving around the corner, ‘tis the season for giving thought to what one is thankful for. I am thankful for many, many things this year. Here’s my shortlist, for the record: The Internet. What in the hell did we ever do without it? These days, the Internet enables me […]

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Tales from Hot Roller Hell

When your hair is two feet long, or hell, even close, do not forego all logic and think (even though you know better) that you’re going to put hot rollers—with TEETH—on your own head. Please, please, please trust me on this. I stupidly, or brazenly, thought I could manage my […]

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